Community Service Announcement

by Lee Hopkins on October 26, 2006 · 14 comments

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Aunt Emily says...ADVERTISEMENT FEATURE

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered ‘yes’ to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about White Wine.

White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. White Wine can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately, and with a regiment of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living, with White Wine.

White Wine may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use White Wine. However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

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  • http://www.bryper.com/ Bryan Person, Bryper.com

    Don’t you just love it when the side effects take longer to get through than the potential benefits?

  • http://www.bryper.com Bryan Person, Bryper.com

    Don’t you just love it when the side effects take longer to get through than the potential benefits?

  • http://trafcomnews.com/ donna papacosta

    LOL. Sounds like just the remedy I need! Side effects be damned.
    Thanks, Lee!

  • http://trafcomnews.com donna papacosta

    LOL. Sounds like just the remedy I need! Side effects be damned.
    Thanks, Lee!

  • http://tidbitsandmore.blogspot.com/ Donna Tocci

    Priceless! And great advice, I think I’ll try it tonight.

  • http://tidbitsandmore.blogspot.com Donna Tocci

    Priceless! And great advice, I think I’ll try it tonight.

  • http://allanjenkins.typepad.com Allan Jenkins

    The idea of Lee singing Karaoke — you just know he’d choose Streisand numbers, probably that “People who need people” thing — is enough make me swear off all intoxicants for a week or so.

  • http://allanjenkins.typepad.com/ Allan Jenkins

    The idea of Lee singing Karaoke — you just know he’d choose Streisand numbers, probably that “People who need people” thing — is enough make me swear off all intoxicants for a week or so.

  • http://masiguy.blogspot.com/ Tim Jackson

    I am SO ripping this off and posting it on my blog! (With proper cerdit of course…)

  • http://masiguy.blogspot.com Tim Jackson

    I am SO ripping this off and posting it on my blog! (With proper cerdit of course…)

  • Virginia

    Hi Lee,

    I am in Robert French’s class that you called into and talked with. Thank you so much for calling in and enlightening us about second life. I want to go online and check it out for myself. By the way, great joke…I LOVE white wine!!!

  • Virginia

    Hi Lee,

    I am in Robert French’s class that you called into and talked with. Thank you so much for calling in and enlightening us about second life. I want to go online and check it out for myself. By the way, great joke…I LOVE white wine!!!

  • Hayley

    This is definitely one of the best blogs out there this week!! You are one of the most humorous people Lee and we all love it! I am in Robert’s class that you talked to last night and just had to comment on this blog as I read it in class. It is very enlightening to know that there are occasionally a few blogs out there that put the best smile on your face. White wine is a favorite of many for certain, especially at my house. Besides aiding in overcoming shyness and awkwardness, white wine also has several health benefits when consumed moderately(meaning a glass a day). White wine antioxidants improve the functions of the lung; also, white wine lowers the risk of stroke, decreased ovarian cancer risk, and lower risk of heart attack for men with high blood pressure. But on the lighter side of things, white wine tastes wonderful and definitely makes everything fun while it is being consumed. :) Thanks so much for posting this article Lee! It was wonderful talking with you last night during Robert’s class- look forward to hearing from you again! Hope you have a wonderful week! Watch out over there in Australia- I hear they drive their kids to school in their nightgowns ..hmm what a crazy thought.

  • Hayley

    This is definitely one of the best blogs out there this week!! You are one of the most humorous people Lee and we all love it! I am in Robert’s class that you talked to last night and just had to comment on this blog as I read it in class. It is very enlightening to know that there are occasionally a few blogs out there that put the best smile on your face. White wine is a favorite of many for certain, especially at my house. Besides aiding in overcoming shyness and awkwardness, white wine also has several health benefits when consumed moderately(meaning a glass a day). White wine antioxidants improve the functions of the lung; also, white wine lowers the risk of stroke, decreased ovarian cancer risk, and lower risk of heart attack for men with high blood pressure. But on the lighter side of things, white wine tastes wonderful and definitely makes everything fun while it is being consumed. :) Thanks so much for posting this article Lee! It was wonderful talking with you last night during Robert’s class- look forward to hearing from you again! Hope you have a wonderful week! Watch out over there in Australia- I hear they drive their kids to school in their nightgowns ..hmm what a crazy thought.

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