Warning: appalling joke ahead…

by Lee Hopkins on October 30, 2006 · 6 comments

in Uncategorized

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

The bartender approaches and says, “We don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Billings.”

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, “We don’t serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings.”

The bear, very angry now, says, “If you don’t serve me a beer, I’m going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar.”

The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings.”

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs.”

The bear says, “I’m NOT on drugs.”

(…You’re gonna love this…)

The bartender says, “You are now. That was a barbitchyouate.”

 

 

Thanks to Bruce for this howler.

  • https://socialsoftware-research.wikispaces.com/ Val Evans

    OK, I admit it, it made me laugh and I’m female – hmmm! Now for reading it, laughing and commenting, you need to visit my wiki investigating the use of social software for capability development at https://socialsoftware-research.wikispaces.com/ and comment on our blog at http://social-software-for-learning.blogspot.com/

  • https://socialsoftware-research.wikispaces.com/ Val Evans

    OK, I admit it, it made me laugh and I’m female – hmmm! Now for reading it, laughing and commenting, you need to visit my wiki investigating the use of social software for capability development at https://socialsoftware-research.wikispaces.com/ and comment on our blog at http://social-software-for-learning.blogspot.com/

  • Patrick

    Ha. Haha. Ha. In unrelated digression, I appreciated your Skype call in Robert’s class the other day. Not only is PR a commonality between you and I, but I enjoy ‘foreign accents.’ I was the one who asked about people hitting kangaroos in Australia. You gave the class a lot of useful information and I believe you opened up everyone’s eyes to what potential we have in PR. I’m also the one who asked if Steve Irwin was native to Adelaide. It turns out that he is from Essendon, Victoria, Australia. Oh well. Keep up the good work and good luck.

  • Patrick

    Ha. Haha. Ha. In unrelated digression, I appreciated your Skype call in Robert’s class the other day. Not only is PR a commonality between you and I, but I enjoy ‘foreign accents.’ I was the one who asked about people hitting kangaroos in Australia. You gave the class a lot of useful information and I believe you opened up everyone’s eyes to what potential we have in PR. I’m also the one who asked if Steve Irwin was native to Adelaide. It turns out that he is from Essendon, Victoria, Australia. Oh well. Keep up the good work and good luck.

  • http://leehopkins.net/ Lee Hopkins

    Hey Patrick — thanks, mate!

    Val: interesting site! We need to keep in touch – can you send me your contact details, please? Lee at Lee Hopkins dot net.

    Thanks!

  • http://leehopkins.net Lee Hopkins

    Hey Patrick — thanks, mate!

    Val: interesting site! We need to keep in touch – can you send me your contact details, please? Lee at Lee Hopkins dot net.

    Thanks!

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