Man, I just LOVE his writing!
Steve Crescenzo has started the new year off in fine style, lashing out at ‘The Airport People’ — you know the type:
- loudmouthed packs of salespeople who think they are everybody’s best friend;
- hot-shot businessmen who talk loudly and incessantly on their cell phones no matter where they are;
- the retards who, despite the fact that they fly every week, can’t get organized enough to get through the security process quickly.
Steve goes into far greater depth, including a brilliant scientifically unproven but anecdotally and intuitively correct correlation between those who recline their seats in Cattle Class (‘coach’, ‘economy’, call it what you will) and those who pass wind to devastating effect.
This is the first of Steve’s series of five rants on ‘The Airport People’ — tomorrow he promises us Horrible Airport Person #4: The Procrastinator.
Can’t wait!
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