Courtesy of the hostess with the mostess, Laurel Papworth, comes satire most delicious.
A Special Message from the Department of Internets
CANBERRA, Australia (doi) — Today, the Federal Government is introducing legislation to help protect your family from The Internets.
Every day, over two hundred thousand Australian children are exposed to harmful Internet beams. At school, at the library, even in your own home, Internets transmit OFLC-unclassified thoughts and ideas directly into your children’s brains.
In order to stem the foul tide of e-terror, the Department of Internets has published a catalog of approved e-web locations. Effective immediately, all Internet tubes will be fitted with a special filter that will prevent non-approved material from clogging up your Interpipes.
Do you love your children? Senator Stephen Conroy does; and he’s thinking about them.
A lot.
The Department of Internets
This follows on nicely from my post yesterday about the whole nonsense.
