Three naked women were sitting in a sauna, two were in their mid-twenties, one was in her forties.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. One young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly.
“That was my pager” she said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm”
A few minutes later a phone rang.
The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished she explained, “That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.”
The older woman felt very low-tech, but not to be outdone she decided she had to do something equally as impressive.
She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her derriere.
The others quite naturally raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
“Well, will you look at that!” the older woman exclaimed. “I’m getting a fax!”
Tip of the Akubra to my dear friend Judy Walsh